Donovan

The next suspect is Donovan, the singer. Let's examine the facts: not only was his song "Hurdy Gurdy Man" used MULTIPLE TIMES in Zodiac, the movie, but his daughter Ione Skye also APPEARS in the movie! Coincidence? Or EVIDENCE?! And has he ever ONCE in an interview mentioned exactly where he was on the nights of all the Zodiac slayings? I haven't checked but I DOUBT IT! Hey Judge... throw the book at this remorseless beast!!!

You may be a darling of the 60s folk scene... but you're also definitely a killer!

Robert Graysmith

My next suspect is Robert Graysmith himself! I mean, think about it! If you were the Zodiac Killer, what's the first thing you would do? You'd pretend to be really interested in finding the Zodiac Killer so that nobody suspects you, and then you'd write a book about it, and then you'd make sure an innocent-seeming guy like Jake Gyllenhaal would play you in the movie of the book! It's the perfect crime! In fact, he was probably feeding false clues to the police to throw them off, so that he could continue his senseless killing spree! Robert Graysmith, you monster! THIS ENDS TONIGHT!

Your years of hiding behind that chair are over, Mr. Graysmith! We got you!

The Guy Who Was The Voice of Roger Rabbit

The next suspect is the guy who did the voice of Roger Rabbit. In Zodiac, he worked at a movie theater, though I forget his name or why Jake Gyllenhaal suspected him. Anyway, remember how the Zodiac killer referenced a basement in one of his DEMENTED letters?! This guy had a basement! And, according to Zodiac the movie, not a lot of houses in California have basements! And let's not forget that his handwriting matched the handwriting in the letters. I'm sorry, but that's one coincidence too many -- this guy must have done it! Sorry, Mr. Rabbit, but where you're going (jail), they don't serve carrots!

How can you sleep at night, you monster?!?!

Arthur Leigh Allen

The first suspect you have to consider is Arthur Leigh Allen. I mean, did you even SEE Zodiac, the movie? All signs point to this guy being the killer! I think he knew one of the people who died, and that guy at the very end even identified him! And if I recall correctly -- and I might have this wrong, I haven't rewatched Zodiac recently -- he maybe knew something about codes (like how the Zodiac letters were in code) from his time in the Navy, and I think he also had boots that matched the boot tracks at one of the crime scenes! Plus, when the detectives questioned him, he was acting really weird and creepy… just like how the Zodiac killer is weird and creepy! I mean, is there even any question? This guy did it! Case closed!

Why'd you do it?!?!?!?